The Short Of It

Thanks for all the feedback after reading the long of it. Better late than never here is the second part.

Short. A female caller is in the process of getting a one sided divorce. Why one sided? She is filing He wants to make it work. The young women is torn because she says she loves him and knows he will be a great provider for her and children if they had some but she waited like she was taught in church, she was not a virgin but had not had intercourse with anyone for ten years. The night of their wedding was suppose to be the most romantic, passionate, climax of a already wonderful life together. Instead it was awkward, sad and very disappointing.

The hotel room was full of rose petals and candles. The music was a soft jazz mix. Their was a king size bed with a beautiful lite comforter and Egyptian cotton sheets. She put on a drop dead gorgeous lingerie ensemble and he put on matching silk briefs.

After lots of foreplay when he entered her she could fill his girth but he came up really short he kept trying to push further even with her thrusting forward to no avail. She said it was like throwing a piece of wood in the ocean. You see the splash and ripples but it never gets to the bottom just floats on top.

They tried several times for the week of the honeymoon and nothing changed. She said they tried different position but got the same result. He was just too short or she was just too deep either way she was not going through with a marriage she would never be sexually satisfied. Life is just too short for that. No pun intended.

As usual I just listened as she talked and cried. Then I gave just one observation. She loved him and maybe they should see a Doctor before she goes through with a divorce their is so much help these days with size, stamina, rejuvenation, she could be giving up way too soon on the best man she will ever know, love and married.

OK what do you think I know you have a opinion my readers always do remember you need to push the follow me button to answer IT IS FREE.

Love U See U Bye
Twilla

The Long and Short of It

You here tell of these two issues that have been brought to my attention time and time again. f
Frankly as I have heard and believe, no matter how many times it is discussed you come out of the conversation with as many questions and answers as you went in with.

Long, the subject came up from a young women, dating and had found herself after two years in the position to answer a marriage proposal. She knew she loved him, they had the same spiritual beliefs, same political affiliations so on and so forth. She said" Yes". In the whole two years they had never allowed themselves to get so excited or carried away by their emotions to touch or caress each other in their most fleshly places. That's right no grabbing breast no feeling his penis none of that.

Well wouldn't you know not six months later they found themselves in a heated embrace and she felt his penis growing and growing and growing she said "It felt to be at least ten to twelve inches long" so she decided to pull apart and look down. Her eyes saw what she had calculated in her mind and it looked to be half his leg.

He seemed embarrassed and told her he was sorry for letting himself get out of control. She accepted his apology and they parted. She is now thinking about getting out of the engagement because she does not want a man that large.

I know some of you are saying girl please, but remember the blog I did about women come in all sizes and maybe she knows her size will not accommodate his size in her mind or maybe she is just plain old scarred.

OK, I will have to blog about the short part tomorrow stay tuned but you can start the discussion anytime. Remember to leave me a message you have to follow the blog. It is free.

Love U See U Bye
Twilla

What is Incest?

Often I am drawn into discussions about Incest. Usually because of the definition Webster gives often comes up short of what people want.

in'cest, n. sexual relations between very close relatives. -inces'tu.ous, adj.

What could be clearer I would think but you would be surprised at the number of times I find myself letting people know the difference between incest and molestation or rape.

The facts as I know them are if a mothers boyfriend or a fathers girlfriend has sex with ether's daughter or son that is rape. If they fondle or touch them in the genital areas without penetration that is molestation.

Their are so many hurting children and adults that are affected by either incest, rape or molestation in this world that it stands to reason you know someone or you yourself can bare witness to the devastation any of the before mentioned evils can do.

I say be you ever vigil in watching and listening for warning signs of all of the above. You can be the difference between a life and death of the God given innocence of a child.

Love U See U Bye
Twilla

Saved, Single and having Sex

I saw this listing today. I believe it is a book written by Ms. Ty Adams. I think I want to read this one. Cause everything I been taught says this cant be done.

You know now that I think about it maybe it can be. If you count all the saved and single people that have sex on a daily basis in their mind. Aah the mind a terrible thing to waste so they say.

They say so as a man thinketh so is he. So does that mean if as a christian you are thinking about sex you are having sex.

Love U See U Bye
Twilla

I'm Back

What has it been 6/7 months? I truly apologize for my absence. I have no excuse! So here we go!

Had a conversation today with a flustered mother of 3 little ones the oldest a girl 7, who has as the mother puts it, just found herself in the front yard playing in the water sprinkler. Are following what the mother was trying to say because I sure could not without further questions.
1. Found what?
2. Was she lost?
3. Is the sprinkler system big?
4. What are you talking about?

The mother explained she went out to check on her and she was standing straddle the sprinkler head letting the water spray her saying ooh this feels good mom. It kind of tickles. The mother panics and tells her stop and get in the house.

I get a call from a hysterical mom asking what should she do?

I don't know about you but I believe we can sometimes blow things way out of portion. I mean really unless the child gave some kind of indication she knew more about masturbation than this mother has let on. It was just plain clean fun.

If you think something different you know i will listen.

Love U See U Bye,
Twilla

So you thought that made me a Lesbian or Bisexual??

When did a act of random kindness from one women to another become so not the norm that labels are attached that do not apply.

I was in line in Wally World and noticed the lady and her son in front of me are members of the same sanctuary. I spoke and they returned the acknowledgement. The cashier totaled the order and it became apparent she did not have a enough money. She told the cashier to take the underwear off. They finished the transaction and walked off. I told the cashier I would purchase the underwear. My plan, To give them to her discreetly the next time we met, wrapped in a bag. Normally if I'm doing a ARK(random act of kindness) in a shopping line I pay for the persons belongings that are behind me. In this case I did not want to embarrass her in front of her son. She seem to be that type.

When I did see her I gave her the bag and said " God is faithful and you probably needed these. She never looked at me the same again. As though I had done something horrible to her. I could not figure it out. I thought maybe she was so hurt that her pride was getting the best of her. Turns out some time latter I have found out she thought I was propositioning her.

At first I was mad and thought how ungrateful of the hussy. After calming down I was sad for her that she possibly has never had a fellow female humane other than her mother maybe, buy her underwear or show her the act of kindness of caring wither she did without a necessity.

I can't help but wonder how many young girls and women have never felt the affection of another girl or women that was just plan sisterhood understanding our similarities without thinking it was a sexual act.

I have said in the past I am Grandma raised and some things would take place when I was young that made me aware of the special bond that exist between women. For instance if a women at church got sick a group of women would go to her house and bath her feed her clean her house etc. and not think twice about it neither would they put her business in the street by talking about anything that was going on in her house with others. They might have said something between themselves but it was always how they could help make it better or guide her. I witnessed my grandmother and aunt wash each others hair while laughing and enjoying a Saturday. Did that make them gay I don't think so.

Tell me I was wrong but I can't see it. If you can see it maybe you can enlighten me. I hope you can't.

Luv Ya See Ya Bye
Twilla

I Am So Over It

Hey everyone, I'm so tired of this wearing contacts and then having to put on these half glasses that I am not blogging. Please send up some prayers for American eye glass center to expedit my glasses.
Thanks
Luv Y See Ya Bye
Twilla

I Still Need Two

I am sooooo upset right now. I could spit nails. I had come out of denial about my vision. You know it's time when you reach for the KY and pick up the Sally Nail Hardener instead.


I shared with you about these toric contacts I got and could not see a thing close up. Well I went to the Doc today to complain. He informs me I see great, and I will see better when I get some over the counter +150 glasses. What the Ham Sandwich did you say? I gotta wear contacts and then glasses for reading. You have got to be freaking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of shigady is this? My Body is in revolt because I gained 80lbs. I'm sorry please forgive me. The Doc laughs then tells me No you aged and this is part of it. The other part is you have eyes shaped like footballs instead of baseballs, that's why the toric.


Why do men always bring everything back to sports? What if we did that with them? Honey your penis was like a javelin but now it's more like a boomerang. Sweetie you use to smell and look like a fresh cut well manicured football field but now you look like a worn out football and smell like a locker room, after a game. Maybe they would laugh but I bet they would be going what the Ham Sandwich are you talking about.


Sorry I had to zoom in on something other than my aging body. I always announce my age and tell people I look great for 49 before they can tell me I don't. With all this stuff happening, ovaries acting crazy, sinuses making me think I got a brain tumor, eyes whatever, I just need someone out there sitting on the fountain of youth that these stars keep finding to share the love.

Luv Ya See Ya Bye
Twilla

Can U See Me Now?

Nothing lets you know your getting older like going to the eye doctor and he informs you, you need bifocals.

In my case I needed them 5 years ago and have just been in denial. I have the 2 pair of classes thing going. I truly had turned into my surrogate mother L.T. She wears hers on her neck when she can find them. Well no more I went I ordered and I have on my toric contacts as I write and my progressive lens bifocals have been shipped.

Funny thing though I can't see a thing clear so I'm a little worried. Will I be able to guide my dear husband to that spacial place? You know they need help every now and then even after 29 years. Will I be able to see the great bottle of the most fantastic lubricant in the world in the dark? Will I be able to make it to the bathroom in the dark? Oh yea will I be able to drive? We all see whats most important to me huh?

Oh well most of these things I shouldn't need glasses to accomplish anyway but it is a thought maybe we should be looking at the things we take for granted in each other and life because one day in the future it may all fade from our sight.

Luv Ya See Ya Bye
Twilla

Teens are Watching The Game on BET

Well folks the first new show of The BET Show The Game has come and gone and the airwaves where buzzing all morning about it. I met with a group of Teens, female and male, 13 to 17 and the first thing they wanted to talk about in our relationship class is The Game.

All of our conversation was about the Darwin, Melonie, Janae story line. When asked how they thought is handling the situation it was a unanimous vote she is wrong. When asked would they have stuck around when the pregnancy first came to light? The females where divided but the guys had no doubt they would have moved onto someone else and not looked back.

The One female that really spoke out in the group said she had a similar situation happen to here but the drama with the mother was to much for her to handle. She ended it and never looked back.

I asked them do they think The Game depicts real life situations or is it all fantasy? They unanimously said "It is real life".

I hope the writers understand that there are some very impressionable minds that lobbied for this show to return. If The Game is to stay on I think they will have to Keep It Real as the kids say.

Luv Ya See Ya Bye
Twilla

What is a Aphrodisiac?

I went to a lunch slash network event today and as the guest who are all cooks spoke I gave my mind permission to wonder.
All of the cooks where talking about the benefits of the food they chose to bring but not one of any of the benefits sited was good or bad for your libido. Of course I thought of a few.

Cook #1 Fish
Great for looking great, hair nails, complexion. You will be able to attract that certain someone.

Cook #2 Pork Ribs in thick red sauce
It's the other white meat(Couldn't resist). After you eat you can paint each other with sauce and lick it off.

Cook #3 Chicken Breast and Rice
I could only see a wonderful dinner with a glass of Wine by FRE and a roaring fire with a bear skin work in front and some Diane Krall playing in the background and my bag I was gone for a second. You get the point I eat allot of chicken and rice.

Cook #4 Fresh Honey
I said Honey need I say more if so you will have to check out tomorrows blog for sure.

Cook #5 Cakes, Pies and Cookies
OK maybe all of the above just doesn't matter to you anymore and you just want to curl up with a good book or movie and never have a passing thought of your libido again. Eat plenty of these and that will more than likely be your reality.

Everyone does not have a aphrodisiac, so I'm told by my Dear Husband he could not think of one food that exited him so much that it turned his libido on. I told him "I think I should be offended" he replied" you said FOOD not body parts". That's why I Love this man.

Luv Ya See Ya Bye
Twilla

We want to Talk about It

Ladies and Gentleman, I am not joking when I say everybody should be talking about Sex.
When I meet people and they ask me what does the signs on my car and the bill boards actually mean. I tell them just what they read: Straight Talk about your Sexual Health. I then add From your Head to your Toes, From the Cradle to the Grave. That usually gets them laughing and thinking.
Seniors you need to be aware of the timeless beauty of intimate pleasure with your partners. Your legs may not bend as far back and your back may have sharp objects holding it in place. Pleas don't let it stop you from experiencing some pleasurable moments. Thank God for some of the most witty inventions I have seen in a long time to help in your adventures with your aging body.
Middle Age Folks slow down take a woo sighhhhh moment and enjoy the presence of your mate. Don't be two ships passing as you turn out the lights. Send the kids away. Use the whole house as your bedroom come on I know you can conjure up some memoir's of younger days. Go ahead I dare you to be bold, but with all things make sure you check with your doctor to see if you are your healthy enough.
Young People take time and ask more questions before engaging others. get to know what they like, I mean really there is no sin in asking someone if they like to be on top or do they think sex is just for procreation? Do they think oral sex is wrong, how many people have they had sex with? The list could go on but I just want you to know more about the person you might be thinking about having a lasting commitment with.
If more conversation was taking place about Sex I just believe we would not be so bound by the mere mention of the word.

Love Ya See Ya Bye
Twilla